Let's Get Practical ....

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

It's true for the most part. Sexual hormonally, females drew the short stick. Females have a hard time having sex for shits and giggles, like males can. Testosterone, the sex hormone, is found in very small amounts in women.  Short straw indeed.

Wives should consider the following practical reasons to have sex with their husbands:

1) Sexed up husbands are more likely to do what is asked of them in a shorter period of time without wives having to go up their husbands asses about it. Leaking faucet? Fixed. Squealing brakes? Fixed. Plywood over windows before a hurricane (without the wife having to lift a finger)? Yep.

2) Sexed up husbands are less likely to screw around on you and bring home STDs and outside pregnancies. Note, if a husband is dead set on cheating on you, he will. I'm sorry to say that I don't know the magic number of times a week to have sex in order to prevent 100% of infidelity.

3)  Sexed up husbands bring home higher paychecks than sexually deprived husbands. The benefits of this are obvious.

4)  Sexed up husbands are more likely to take their wives out and do things that their wives want to do.

5)  Sexed up husbands will buy their wives gifts more often.

6)  Sexed up husbands are less likely to nag their wives for sex.

7)  Sexed up husbands tend to be more romantic.  Bear mind, however, husbands exchange romance for sex.  Using the same parallel, wives exchange sex for romance.  

I understand that for  low sex drive women, sex is not a high personal priority.  That is not a reason to not perform the marital duty that husbands crave the most.  I am not suggesting that we lie to ourselves and pretend to be something that we are not.  Find reasons!!!!  There is nothing wrong with that.  At the end of the day, as long as everyone does what he or she is supposed to do, the whys don't matter.